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FunnyLogsPlease sign your logs with three ~ in a row. Thanks! Famous last words:Nemonin: (Newbie) shouts in common, 'Help! Help! Ogma's stealing our stuff!'
Kilin: newbie#1 (fighting Gurne): Cool, I'm finally able to take an npc! It's easy.
popularfigure#1: hey you, here's a bowl of water.
newbie#2: What do I do with it?
popularfigure#1: spill it on the golem head.
newbie#2: What will it do?
popularfigure#1: Nice fireworks.
(at least, he didn't lie)
oldernewbie#3(alone in his room, speaking to himself): Cool, I got a nice new spell! Dpd.
oldernewbie#3: I wonder what it does.
oldernewbie#3 thinks.
oldernewbie#3: Okay, at ba, I should be able to real cast it to imp. I'll set a trigger to do it and I'll look at this t.v. for 1 minute. My character should be fine...
newbie#4: Cool, I'm 10 days old and I managed to become a vampire. Let's go brag about it at the Healer Hall.
fighternewbie#5: I think I finally found an npc I can take. a little gnome with a huge axe. how though can he be?
fighternewbie#5 draws his rusty dagger.
"Guido can't be that tough."
"I can take Ramik. *Draws a rusty dagger*"
"The pool can't be that deep."
"Uh-oh, I dont think I was supposed to drink the fleabane." LOL@Danor for that
"Hey, lets mug Joffo!"
"I'm almost at the top of the rope with unskilled climbing!"
"You can chug seawater I think..."
Shadyman: Azarak appears.
Rokenlo asks in common, 'What happens if I kill him?'
"I wonder if I can really regenerate limbs..."
"I wonder if I can dodge real fireballs..."
"Don't worry, I won't drown us!"
'You begin to flicker and fade into visibility'
Veia: I'm gonna kill your baron!
Bishop: "I thought i was holding my shield...."
Kilin: shout "Ogma, come back here and give me what I want!"
"Hm... I'm too good for the pool. I'm pretty sure I can train in the ocean safely..."
Crow: "I'm so loaded, I'm gonna go barf in the pool."
Frika: "I'm hungry, let's see... 126 pounds of roast wyvern meat, 38 portions of chips, 120 slices of leopard meat, 54 bananas, 128 dead man's fingers?Hm..."
The late Crow: "phew. I made it out of that underground lake. now, let's get our breastplate back."
The Late Frika: "Don't worry Crow, I'll save you from that deep underground lake!"
Leareth: "I wonder what's in these small caves that force me to crawl on my belly" Person gets lost and eventually runs into some mean guys.
"Larry just threw something down a hatch, I'm going to climb down there and get it." Person is never seen from again
"Lets kill Waq" No explaination needed here.
"I can take Ugluk with my falcons!" "Woops, forgot to move to the back row"
Mage prepares for a dangerious expedition. Mage cast bai. Mage starts exploring and realizes its dark so Mage cast some light spells. Mage ends up dead - what happened to my Bai?
Great one-liners:Shadyman: Silkenlor says in common, 'You farted me'
Switch says in common, 'Don't kill my human, it's the only one i've got.'
Katsumi says in common, 'No killing of folk cause your inn rent ran up'
Amalendu says in magic, 'People don't need to bush you Danor. If they want you dead, they just wait a week'
Lumpy eyes Dummy as if calculating a trajectory.
You exclaim in common, 'Hey, I resent that!'
You ask in common, 'When do we leave, slacker?'
Madrig says in common, 'We weigh anchor for Westmore in three-quarters of an hour.'
You see hamster tracks on the grass.
(aka that's gotta be one fatass hamster)
Devil lets off a real rip-roarer.
Nyerte appears dazed.
Bromri says in common, "Don't fart my students."
A voice seems to say: 'Are you dead? Respond if you are dead. - Kelvandor'
Katsumi: [announcement] Desla : Congratulations! Katsumi wins the "I have no life" award.
Desla says, 'Never before, in all my years of being a creator, have I ever seen "by a beehive" in a death log.'
Funny NPC chatter:Shadyman: Tybald asks, 'Why do you think that is?'
Wakatsuki says in common, 'I can lop off that other leg too, if you want.'
Tybald asks, 'Can you skip, too?'
Wakatsuki says in common, 'I don't know for sure.'
PLAYER pats Tybald on the head.
Tybald gasps.
Tybald exclaims, 'They're stealing my soul!'
Wakatsuki asks in common, 'Amazing, ain't it?'
PLAYER says (OOC),'SHUT UP'
Golem nods.
price book
Larry glares.
Larry says in common, 'You get on my nerves.'
Larry asks in common, 'You want your stuff? Go get it.'
Larry drops a volume entitled "Cucina Alfredo" into a hatch in the floor.
Kilin: Duke says in dwarvish, 'One time, at drimgrim camp...(sorry about my dwarvish -Kilin)'
Borgir: How rude!
Lisanne sniffs.
Allan inhales deeply.
Allan screams.
Lisanne gasps.
Allan flees in terror.
Lisanne looks frightened.
Allan stomps off, destroying everything that stays in his way as he heads to the southwest.
Hadubrand: Rat glares at Hassan.
Hassan asks in southern, 'Koon you really think you can take me, Rat?'
Katsumi: Grumum exclaims in southern, 'That girl is so sexy!'
You peer at Grumum quizzically.
Grumum smiles.
You say in common, 'I think the gnome likes you'
Grumum smiles.
You nod.
Joanna rolls her eyes.
Grumum asks in southern, 'I know! Can you believe it?'
You say in common, 'See'
You laugh.
Grumum giggles.
Joanna giggles.
Grumum smiles at Joanna.
You nod.
Joanna stares.
You say in common, 'Told you'
Grumum takes a step back.
Grumum exclaims in southern, 'I like you too, but we barely know each other!'
Joanna blinks.
You laugh.
Grumum smiles.
Grumum says in southern, 'You have such pretty eyes.'
Grumum giggles.
You say in common, 'He has a thing fer elven ladies I guess'
Joanna says in common, 'Must'
Joanna says in common, 'But im not into gnome's'
Joanna says in common, 'Sorry'
You comfort Grumum.
Grumum says in southern, 'Awwww.'
You say in common, 'You made him sad'
Joanna nods.
You say in common, 'Well I'll leave you and the gnome to play'
Joanna grins.
Grumum grins.
You nod to Grumum.
Rhylla: Gleck says in common, 'I miss Leareth. He was sweet.'
Leareth blinks.
Gleck smiles.
Jaraim laughs.
Jaraim laughs.
Jaraim laughs.
Jaraim laughs.
Leareth says in common, 'I'm right here you idiot'
Gleck says in common, 'You have such pretty eyes.'
Gleck giggles.
You laugh.
Gleck says in common, 'Somebody stole 1 suns right out of my bag yesterday.'
Leareth says in common, 'Thank you'
Wilco laughs.
You say in common, 'That's hilarious'
Leareth says in common, 'But i don't know how good a complement of my eyes are
from somebody who did not know i was even here'
Lemeron: Hassan yells in southern, 'La'! La'! Ghomay'm being repressed!' (Hassan screaming for help?!) Random funny logs:Gender Confusion :
Jasi says in magic, 'Well she might not be able to'
Ganesha peers at Jasi quizzically.
Ganesha asks in magic, 'She?'
Jasi says in magic, 'He'
Jasi says in magic, 'Sorry'
Jasi says in magic, 'My words tangle sometimes'
Jasi says (OOC),'dangit people an "a" at the end of a name makes it feminine! lol kills me ->and i know i know they argue with me all the time about the a thing'
Ganesha says (OOC),'No, Ganesha is the name of a Hindu god.'
Ganesha says (OOC),'Male.'
Kuktuchik says (OOC),'Aye'
Jasi says (OOC),'see now i thought it looked familar'
Falk says (OOC),'he's called Ganesh over here though.'
Ganesha says (OOC),'Don't be so european-centric'
Jasi says (OOC),'but i havent studied world religion in forever'
Jasi says (OOC),'thats a latin rule!'
(OOC) Kuktuchik rolls his eyes.
Ganesha says (OOC),'So? We don't speak latin.'
Falk says (OOC),'not talking latin in here are we.'
(OOC) Falk chuckles.
(OOC) Jasi goes cross eyed.
Ganesha says (OOC),'Yeah, tell Ogma that he's a girl. Go ahead.'
Slayla says (OOC),'ouch'
(OOC) Falk comforts Kuktuchik.
You say (OOC), 'I mistook desla for a girl when I started..'
You say (OOC), 'never mistook ogma for a girl'
Jasi says (OOC),'i have before actually. but managed to worm myway out of it'
Jasi says (OOC),'desla's a guy?'
Jasi says (OOC),'roflmao'
You say (OOC), '.... I hope you are being sarcastic.'
Ganesha shakes his head.
Jasi says (OOC),'i give up'
(OOC) Kuktuchik cackles
Jasi says (OOC),'i never talk to desla'
You say (OOC), 'I had been playing like a week...'
You say (OOC), 'you ahve been playing what.. a year or two?'
Jasi says (OOC),'twoish'
You say (OOC), 'you're hopeless.'
Jasi says (OOC),'and i think ive messaged her once'
You say (OOC), '....'
You say (OOC), 'him'
Falk says (OOC),'him'
Jasi says (OOC),'and if i did it before i went to bct i have forgotten it'
Jasi says (OOC),'danged it'
(OOC) Kuktuchik ponders Desla's feminine wiles.
Jasi says (OOC),'roflmao'
Asploding Asplode :
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Healer's Hall
(healers hall stuff.. if you don't know what the healers hall is by now, there really is no ->help for you :p )
There are three exits: north, an open rosewood door leading south, and up.
an open yew cask of water.
a bulletin board.
a rosewood box, and a rosewood trash barrel.
Asplode the hamster.
Serene the cat (sitting on the rug).
Gup the donkey (sitting on the rug).
Master Lanthus the gnome.
Boriat the gnome.
Musashi the catfolk.
You say in common, 'Asplode (asplode)'
Serene rubs up against Boriat and purrs.
Serene licks her paw.
You say in common, 'Asplode (asplode)'
Asplode's right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode's left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode's right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode died!
You ponder the situation.
Musashi blinks.
ex corpse
The corpse of Asplode the hamster. A small rodent that appears to be little more than a ball of fur with a stub of a tail and a pair of buck teeth. He was a youthful hamster and extremely small compared to you.
It is rotting away. It has:
body: in very good shape
head: undamaged
left foreleg: undamaged
right foreleg: rotting away
left hind leg: rotting away
right hind leg: rotting away
Boriat laughs.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Boriat says in magic, 'Nice one'
You ponder the situation.
Boriat asks in magic, 'Want me to pc it?'
You ask in common, 'Does that mean he's learning?'
You say in common, 'Yeah, pc is good'
Boriat says in magic, 'Maybe'
Boriat chuckles.
Boriat takes a small metal vial with some white mist in it from an open rosewood cupboard.
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus lays his hands on corpse.
the corpse of Asplode the hamster with a ghostly figure above it gains an octarine aura around it.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
The aura around the corpse strengthens.
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Boriat lays his hands on corpse's right hind leg.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus lays his hands on corpse's right foreleg.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus lays his hands on corpse's left hind leg.
You sniff the corpse of Asplode the hamster surrounded by an intense octarine aura with a ghostly figure above it. It smells dead. Ick!
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus lays his hands on corpse's left hind leg.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus lays his hands on corpse's right foreleg.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus lays his hands on corpse's body.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus lays his hands on corpse.
Lanthus drops 2 copper triangles.
Lanthus takes 2 copper triangles and puts them in his sporran.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Lanthus gently presses the ghostly figure of Asplode back into his corpse.
You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You ponder the situation.
Lanthus says in common, 'Okay. do it again'
You say in common, 'Asplode (asplode)'
You poke Asplode in the ribs.
You say in common, 'Asplode (asplode)'
Asplode's right hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode's left hind leg is destroyed!
Asplode collapses.
Asplode's right foreleg is destroyed!
Asplode died!
You roll your eyes.
Lanthus begins to incant a spell.
Boriat chuckles.
Boriat pats you on the head.
Serene lies on a cushion.
the corpse of Asplode the hamster with a ghostly figure above it gains a dim red aura around it.
Lanthus frowns.
Lanthus says in common, 'What the hell'
Ogma pats Lanthus on the head.
Boriat lays his hands on corpse's right hind leg.
Lanthus says in common, 'Even I didn't think you were that good Ogma'
Boriat says in magic, 'I think Kat was asking for that to happen'
Boriat pats you on the head.
You grumble.
Katsumi comfort the corpse.
You ponder the situation.
You say in common, 'Katsumi (asplode)'
You peer at the sky.
Lanthus says in common, 'Curiosity killed the cat'
Lanthus nods.
You say in common, 'No asploding.'
Where's Slayla? :
You say (OOC), 'she fried another computer'
Amulet (on you) says (OOC), 'Another one?'
You say (OOC), 'yeah'
You say (OOC), 'another one'
(OOC) Katsumi chuckles.
Amulet (on you) says (OOC), 'What the hell is she doing to them?'
Amulet (on you) says (OOC), 'good lord'
Coincidence? :
Market
This is an open market square in the center of a burgeoning town on the shore of the Sea of Eris. The tents of refugees have been replaced by the more colorful tents of merchants, tradesmen, and entertainers and the square is surrounded by shops and other buildings. There is little activity in the market at this hour except near the taproom of the inn. This appears to be the northwestern corner of market. To the north is a low stone building with a slate roof and to the west is a sturdy limestone building with a red tile roof. It is blindingly bright here.
There are five exits: east, southeast, south, an open oak door leading north, and an open walnut door leading west.
Storm the spyder.
Stormslayer the spyder.
Boriat's Bright Moment :
Boriat frowns.
Asus exclaims in magic, 'Blue!'
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Boriat incants some mystic phrases.
Boriat fills the room with red fire!
Golem is horribly burned!
Hope is horribly burned!
Asus is horribly burned!
Asus attacks Boriat the gnome!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Axis is horribly burned!
Axis attacks Boriat the gnome!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
You are burned in the flames!
You attack Boriat the gnome.
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
You're somewhat distracted.
Hope pushes between Boriat and Axis.
Hope pushes between Axis and Boriat.
Hope attacks Boriat the gnome!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
Golem pushes between Boriat and Hope.
Golem pushes between Hope and Boriat.
Golem spits out gas at Boriat.
Golem attacks Boriat the gnome!
Boriat begins to incant a spell.
The flames vanish.
Asus hit Boriat's right leg barely with his left fist!
You miss Boriat's body with your left fist.
Boriat's hooded robe is destroyed.
Golem slashed right through Boriat's right leg with his scimitar!
Boriat's right leg is destroyed!
Boriat hops south.
~Imported from the old DartWiki
Danor the Village Idiot :
Donovan exclaims in common, 'Danor, quit pestering me!'
Donovan mutters something unintelligible under his breath.
Danor exclaims in common, 'Hey, it's my job!'
Danor shows a midnight blue samite armband with the letters 'VI' stitched on it (worn) to Donovan.
You say, 'I'm still waitin on my slap from desla'
Danor ponders the situation.
You say, 'Since he couldn't do it in spirit form'
Danor nods.
You say, 'Ah well'
Danor says, 'Reminded him about it'
Danor grins.
You laugh.
Danor flexes his tell.
You say, 'I'll make sure and tell him you need one too'
Danor ponders the situation.
You nod.
Danor nods.
Desla fades in.
You grin.
Desla says, 'As requested'
Danor cackles.
Danor does the Happy dance.
Desla takes danor the village idiot.
---
(Danor's point of view)
look
An elderly, benign looking being, who looks caring and important and busy, all at once. He has a tattoo of A dagger on his right hand. He is an elf and about your size.
]He has:
]Danor the village idiot, a gold coin on a chain (worn)
]a gold coin on a chain (worn).
---
(Normal view again)
You grin.
Desla slaps you with Danor.
You laugh.
Desla drops danor the village idiot.
Desla waves.
You say, 'Nice'
Desla turns two-dimensional, then turns sideways and vanishes.
~Imported from the old DartWiki
Great way to die :
Rokenlo is thrown trying to mount a zebra.
Amora sips some golden champagne from the goblet.
Alsatia guzzles some golden applejack from the goblet.
Alsatia drains the goblet.
Rohir says in magic, 'Hmm, I think I'm going to go pass out for the evening.'
Rhylla grabs hold of Magik.
Rhylla slinks gracefully out, disappearing to the north.
Magik is dragged north.
Alsatia slobbers all over her chin.
Alsatia doubles over and pukes.
Lanik says in common, 'Take care Rohir'
Alsatia waves at Lanik.
Amora says in common, 'Glad I wore my boots tonight'
Amora exclaims in common, 'Night!'
Alsatia giggles.
Lixen waves.
Lanik waves alsatia.
Sentinel cries.
Fug says in common, 'Me nebir wayr shoos'
Fug says in common, 'It be long ride backs ome'
Alsatia says in common, 'You have to talk nice to the zebra'
Alsatia hugs Zebra.
Thalinder claps.
Fug sniffs Zebra.
Sentinel pokes the zebra with his katana.
Lixen says in common, 'Umm, Fug'
Alsatia says in common, 'You look pretty zebra'
Lixen says in common, 'I don't think you should go home'
Thalinder pats Zebra on the head.
Alsatia says in common, 'Preeeeeetty zebra'
Fug asks in common, 'Me ome? hoo seddat?'
Alsatia licks Zebra.
Alsatia is thrown trying to mount a zebra.
The ground hit Alsatia's head with destructive force!
Alsatia's head is destroyed!
Alsatia died!
Alsatia leaves the party.
Alsatia falls over, but something escapes her body first.
You say in common, 'My zebra'
Thalinder exclaims in magic, 'What!'
Sentinel says in common, 'Shit'
Amora says in common, 'Shit'
Lixen exclaims in common, 'Oof!'
Fug says in common, 'Eek'
hug zebra
Crow asks in common, 'What the???'
You hug Zebra.
Zebra looks very pale.
Rift says in common, 'Eh oh'
Amora shouts in common, 'Bromri?'
Rokenlo says in common, 'Whoah'
Thalinder begins to incant a spell.
You say in common, 'Ack'
Lixen asks in common, 'Someone can pc?'
Sentinel shouts in common, 'Bromri'
Crow exclaims in common, 'Jesus!'
You say in common, 'Ack'
Fug falls over in a faint.
Fug collapses!
Fug shouts in common, 'Eeler we needs'
Fug regains consciousness.
Fug falls over in a faint.
Fug falls unconscious!
Fug shouts in common, 'Eeler we needs'
Rokenlo shouts in common, 'Any non-wasted healers?'
Fug regains consciousness.
Magik stumbles upon you from the north.
Rhylla pads in from the north.
Magik asks in common, 'What happened?'
Thalinder lays his hands on corpse's head.
Thalinder begins to incant a spell.
Fug says in common, 'Fell offen zebra'
Fug chuckles merrily.
Thalinder lays his hands on corpse's head.
Thalinder says in magic, 'Someone get some mist please'
Garden Courtyard
This is a tranquil courtyard filled with exotic flowers...
There is one obvious exit: north.
the corpse of Alsatia the dwarf, a platinum goblet of apricot brandy, 20
platinum goblets,an open ebony cask of golden applejack, 50 leaves of
logacha, 2 open violet glass bottles, a zinc corkscrew, a spotted
mushroom, 4 cakes, a brass hookah (lit), 5 leaves of catnip, a clay pipe,
an open ebony cask of dark brown porter, an open balsa cask of golden
champagne, an open balsa cask of golden champagne, an open ebony cask of
apricot brandy, an open ebony cask of apricot brandy, an open balsa cask of
dark rum, and an open balsa cask of amber scotch.
a zebra (pulling a wooden wagon).
Lixen takes a glowing amulet from the corpse of Alsatia the dwarf.
Leareth says in common, 'I'm awake'
Fug drops an open balsa cask of dark rum.
Amulet (on Lixen) says, 'i guess talking nice to the zebra is the wrong thing to do'
Amulet (on Lixen) makes a laughing sound.
Leareth opens a somewhat large leather backpack (worn).
Crow asks in common, 'Can i eat the zebra?'
Leareth takes a small metal vial with some white mist in it from an open
somewhat large leather backpack (worn).
Fug chuckles merrily.
Leareth begins to incant a spell.
The corpse of Alsatia the dwarf gains a bluish-green aura around it.
Fug opens a very large sheepskin backpack (worn).
Sentinel shouts in common, 'Bromri?'
Anarion shouts in common, 'Where?'
Crow spanks Zebra.
Thalinder says in magic, 'Leareth is doing it'
Leareth says in common, 'What happened'
Leareth takes the corpse of Alsatia the dwarf surrounded by a bluish-green aura
from the ground.
Amora shouts in common, 'At the party'
Amulet (on Lixen) says, 'that was pretty funny'
Magik thinks.
Leareth says in common, 'Lets go to the hg'
Fug attacks a zebra (pulling a wooden wagon)!
Fug hit Zebra's head with destructive force with his cestus!
Zebra's head is destroyed!
Zebra died!
Lixen asks in common, 'Sentinel, you hold the glowie?'
Fug whistles innocently.
Rhylla whistles.
Crow applauds fug.
Leareth says in common, 'Can I have him'
Sentinel says in common, 'Sure'
~Imported from the old DartWiki
What's a finger? :
You say (OOC), 'they show the real size translation along with the fingers'
Toryn says (OOC),'doesn't do me much good, I work with centimeters'
(OOC) Katsumi grins.
(OOC) Katsumi comforts.
Toryn says (OOC),'nice addition though'
You say (OOC), 'at least you can translate it now'
You say (OOC), 'you can see that someone is 5 feet, and know how to translate that into centimeters'
You say (OOC), 'before.. we had fingers.. what's a finger?'
Slayla says (OOC),'a unpolite wave to someone'
Slayla says (OOC),'*whistle innocently'
Toryn says (OOC),'heh'
(OOC) Katsumi grins.
(OOC) Katsumi gives Slayla the finger.
Slayla says (OOC),'cackle'
Quack? :
You say in common, 'Quack'.
Duck nods.
You laugh.
Duck smooths its feathers.
Great timing :
You're too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!
You regain consciousness!
The greater moon has risen.
~Imported from the old DartWiki
A funny conversation :
You say in common, 'Mym is around, but he is very busy.'
You ask in common, 'What do you need to speak with him about?'
Seranthos says in common, 'Um wanted to talk'
You nod.
Seranthos asks in common, 'Him got mate or someting now?'
You ask in common, 'Mate? As in a female counter part?'
Seranthos nods.
You ask in common, 'Yes, you're not psychic are you?'
Seranthos says in common, 'Him always busy'
You laugh.
You say in common, 'I will tell him to find you the next time he's not busy.'
Seranthos says in common, 'Whos him mate so not to flirt with her by mistake'
You say in common, 'Well, I don't know. He has so many come in and out you see.'
Seranthos laughs.
You say in common, 'Nice to see you again, Seran.'
~Imported from the old DartWiki
Chalk one up... :
You say in common, 'And doubt ogma brought an armoire down for him'
Tyca says in common, 'Ogma is a strange fellow.'
Okikikee snickers.
Harle says (OOC),'attack speed+'
You pat Tyca on the head.
You say in common, 'We know Tyca, we know.'
Okikikee cackles.
Harle grins.
Relic grins.
Okikikee says in common, 'Cute..'
Harle says (OOC),'sword+'
Okikikee says in common, 'Seem she meets him already'
Okikikee chalks up another girl on the Ogma-Scored-Here list.
Harle laughs.
Tyca giggles.
Beretil lets out a loud guffaw from deep within him.
Magik laughs.
Tyca giggles.
Relic cackles.
Okikikee says in common, 'Best to leaves that one alone.. she ruin't'
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Beretil.
Random Ogma NPC sighting :
Beretil raises an alder crossbow.
Beretil takes aim at Nabil.
Mosh nibbles on some grass.
Beretil pulls the trigger on the crossbow.
Beretil shoots an alder quarrel at Nabil from an alder crossbow.
Nabil's robe is destroyed.
Beretil speared Ogma's left hand with destructive force with his quarrel!
Ogma's left hand is destroyed!
An alder quarrel breaks!
Nabil pushes you. Whoof!
Okikikee cackles.
Beretil exclaims in common, 'Woah!'
You say in common, 'Ahh'
Nabil pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Nabil whacks Beretil upside the head with a clue-by-four!
Beretil falls over in a faint.
Beretil collapses!
Nabil returns his clue-by-four to its place.
(Talk about feeling like a total idiot -Beretil)
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Nox.
A bug :
Nim hums a bright tune and starts merrily skipping to the north.
* You think your dog_fart skill has improved. *
* You think your scroll writing skill has improved. *
You begin to write the scroll.
Your concentration is broken and you muff the scroll.
Your concentration is broken and you muff the scroll.
Nothing happens.
The scroll writhes and disappears.
How rude!
The scroll writhes and disappears.
You say (OOC), 'dog_fart +'
Your concentration is broken and you muff the scroll.
Your concentration is broken and you muff the scroll.
Your concentration is broken and you muff the scroll.
Your concentration is broken and you muff the scroll.
Nothing happens.
The scroll writhes and disappears.
How rude!
The scroll writhes and disappears.
How rude!
The scroll writhes and disappears.
How rude!
The scroll writhes and disappears.
You say (OOC), 'scroll writing +'
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Gie.
Out for the count :
You're a bit off balance.
drop shuriken
You drop a very large steel shuriken.
You're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
get 1 biscuit of hardtack
throw hardtack at dummy
You take a biscuit of wheat hardtack from the floor.
You throw your hardtack at Dummy!
You're too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!
.
.
.
quite a longish while
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Cudd. I killed you! :
(some NPC halfling named 'You' saunters in.)
Parn removes a hazel bow.
Parn takes a cedar war arrow from an open large leather backpack.
Parn nocks a cedar war arrow.
Wilco incants some mystic phrases.
Parn draws back the bowstring.
Parn takes aim at You.
Parn looses a cedar war arrow at You from a hazel bow.
You's hose is destroyed.
You's tunic is destroyed.
Parn hit You's right leg with destructive force with his arrow!
You's right leg is destroyed!
A cedar war arrow breaks!
You attacks Baron Parn the mohnkee!
Parn pats You on the head.
Parn takes a cedar war arrow from an open large leather backpack.
Parn nocks a cedar war arrow.
Parn draws back the bowstring.
You missed Parn's body with its right fist.
Parn takes aim at You.
Parn looses a cedar war arrow at You from a hazel bow.
Parn hit You's body with destructive force with his arrow!
You's body is destroyed!
You died!
A cedar war arrow breaks!
Wilco begins to incant a spell.
Yuli says in common, 'Aw thanks parn'
Wilco laughs.
Parn exclaims in common, 'Oh no, you died!'
Yuli exclaims in common, 'Way to kill me!'
You say (OOC), 'now thats funny'
Yuli exclaims in common, 'I Died!!
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Drogin.
My head?! :
-Frika's point of view-
Crow takes a hamster head from the ground.
Crow takes a hamster head from the ground.
Crow throws its head at Mouse!
Mouse attacks a warrior shrouded in a snakeskin hooded cloak!
Crow attacks a mouse!
Crow growls.
Crow hit Mouse's body glancingly with its head!
Crow hit Mouse's body barely with its head!
Crow hit Mouse's head punishingly with its head!
Crow hit Mouse's body barely with its head!
Crow hit Mouse's body glancingly with its head!
Crow hit Mouse's right foreleg glancingly with its head!
Crow seems to be getting better at aim blows.
Crow hit Mouse's right foreleg barely with its head!
Crow hit Mouse's left hind leg glancingly with its head!
Crow hit Mouse's body glancingly with its head!
This is a large open plain. Dust blows in the wind and you can see for miles. This area of the ->plains is wild. It is extremely light here. a mouse head, a hamster head, a lion head, a camel ->head, a cow head, and a cow head.
a warrior shrouded in a snakeskin hooded cloak.
a mouse.
You laugh.
Crow hit Mouse's body barely with its head!
Crow hit Mouse's body glancingly with its head!
Mouse died!
-Crow's point of view-
You take a hamster head from the ground.
You take a hamster head from the ground.
You throw your head at Mouse!
Mouse attacks you!
You attack a mouse.
You growl.
You hit Mouse's body glancingly with your head.
You hit Mouse's body barely with your head.
You hit Mouse's head punishingly with your head.
You hit Mouse's body barely with your head.
You hit Mouse's body glancingly with your head.
You hit Mouse's right foreleg glancingly with your head.
You hit Mouse's right foreleg barely with your head.
You hit Mouse's left hind leg glancingly with your head.
You hit Mouse's body glancingly with your head.
Frika laughs.
You hit Mouse's body barely with your head.
You hit Mouse's body glancingly with your head.
Mouse died!
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Crow and Frika
No heartbeat? :
Tupper's square shield parried your dagger from his left leg.
Tupper's square shield parried your dagger from his left leg.
Tupper missed your head with his short sword.
You miss Tupper's right hand with your dagger.
Your spiked shield parried Tupper's short sword from your right hand.
Arguments to <= don't match
program: std/serv/parse.c, object: std/serv/parse line 120
Game driver tells you: You have no heart beat !
Arguments to <= don't match
program: std/serv/parse.c, object: std/serv/parse line 120
announcement Raven : Yes, we know we broke it.
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Ranka.
Ummmm... :
Waterfront street The main intersection of town, if you can believe that. To the east, another
small road eases its way between two buildings and starts up the steep hill. In
the center of the street there is a well ringed with a high stone lip. There is
an arch leading into the grocer's to the southwest, and a smaller building
across the street houses the pet shop. It is painfully bright here.
There are six exits: north, south, west, southwest, southeast, and east.
a bulletin board.
a pine trash barrel.
Tyca the elf.
a zebra.
Tyca cuddles with Zebra.
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Ranka.
Countdown:
You say in common, 'I gonna be whacked in..'
You're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
You say in common, '3'
Usker shouts in common, 'Mages never hang out there'
You say in common, '2'
You say in common, '1'
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
Ogma returns his clue-by-four to its place.
Yuli seems to achieve a higher level of enlightenment.
Sliftus chuckles.
Yuli braces himself.
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Yuli.
Yummy? Guess not :
Urthan makes some gestures and a raccoon appears in a puff of gray smoke!
Urthan asks in common, 'Uhh... You yummy?'
Urthan sniffs Raccoon.
Thalinder kicks Raccoon.
Raccoon vanishes in a flash of light!
Nox chuckles.
Thalinder grins.
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Yuli.
Piii-kaaa-CHUUUUU! :
examine pikachu
A cute, little, electrical mouse pokemon. It has yellow fur with red markings
and a lightningbolt shaped tail. Its cloying cuteness and sacharrine sweetness
mask a heart of pure evil. It is a mouse and extremely small compared to you.
It is in perfect health. It has:
body (in perfect health):
head (in perfect health):
left foreleg (in perfect health):
right foreleg (in perfect health):
left hind leg (in perfect health):
right hind leg (in perfect health):
Pikachu exclaims, 'Piiii-kaaa-CHUUUUU!'
Pikachu hurls a jagged bolt of electricity at Cow!
Pikachu hit Cow's left foreleg with destructive force with its lightning_bolt!
Cow's left foreleg is destroyed!
Cow died!
~Imported from the old DartWiki. Originaly posted by Yuli
Crispy Danor? :
Ogma touches you gently with a silver wand (arcing).
You have died!
Haveok screams.
Yoru points and laughs at you.
Ogma asks, 'What the?'
You say, 'haha'
Ogma touches a stud on his wand and the lightning vanishes from around its tip.
Haveok pokes corpse.
Ogma pulls something out of a pocket..
Ogma begins to incant a spell.
the corpse of Danor the village idiot (with you in it) gains a scintillating aura around it.
Boriat laughs.
Boriat says in common, 'Poor Danor'
You say, 'thanks ogma I needed that'
Ogma begins to incant a spell.
Ogma gently presses the ghostly figure of Danor back into his corpse.
You are now speaking common.
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
Ogma returns his clue-by-four to its place.
Ogma asks, 'What the hell?'
You ask in common, 'Enh?'
Ogma asks, 'Why was he so damaged?'
Ogma asks, 'Why?'
Boriat says in common, 'You disabled his head earlier'
You say in common, 'From the pick-a-limb'
Ogma rolls his eyes.
Wishful thinking :
Aozora sniffs a spellbook of magic Green_fire_bolt.
You poke Aozora in the ribs.
Ogma chuckles.
Magik ponders the situation.
Vidar says in common, 'I want gfb'
Vidar nudges Aozora.
Magik says in common, 'Me too'
Danor sniffs a spellbook of magic Blue_fire_bolt.
Rhylla grins.
Magik says in common, 'I want vfb'
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
You're too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!
You regain consciousness!
Ogma says, 'Ugh.'
Magik exclaims in common, 'Like paralysis!'
Harle opens a rosewood cupboard.
Magik cheers.
Danor sniffs a spellbook of magic Scint_fire_bolt instead.
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
You're too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!
I win! ... or not :
You ponder the situation.
You tackle Ogma to the ground.
You tickle Ogma.
You exclaim in common, 'I win!'
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks you upside the head with a clue-by-four!
* You think your enlightenment skill has improved. *
You're too dazed and confused to stay upright!
You fall unconscious!
An unusual problem :
Vidar shouts in common, 'Arrk?'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Uhmm?'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Me has sword in head!'
Vidar shouts in common, 'Where you at?'
Anarion shouts in common, 'Does anyone know how to remove an embedded sword from an ogre's head?'
Thalinder shouts in magic, 'Kill and butcher it'
Arrk shouts in common, 'Waaaah!'
I don't want this... :
Scrap Shop
This is the scrap shop. The floor is made of stone. It is dimly lit here.
There are two exits: north and south.
an ounce of tallow.
Birith the dwarf.
give corpse to birith
You give the corpse of Someguy with a ghostly figure above it to Birith.
Birith nods thoughtfully.
Birith snorts and tromps off to the south.
Birith waddles in from the south.
the corpse of Someguy with a ghostly figure above it slides in from the back
room and stops midway through the room.
Birith frowns.
Birith says in common, 'That wasn't even worth the time it would have taken me
to melt it down.'
chuckle
You chuckle.
~Imported from the old DartWiki.
A day in the life of Charlotte :
Lumpy spits.
Charlotte wipes the counter with a rag.
Charlotte stares out the door.
Lumpy spits.
Charlotte sighs.
Oops? :
north
You miss your step, and fall!
Roof of the Blue Pearl
This is the roof of the Blue Pearl at the northeastern corner. It is covered
with clay tiles glazed a deep blue. There is a view to the northeast. You
could try to leap to the angled tile roof to the east. It is painfully bright
here.
There are two exits: west and south.
You fall off the rooftop!
The ground hit your right hand with destructive force!
Your right hand has been destroyed!
The ground hit your right hand solidly!
The ground hit your right leg glancingly!
The ground hit your left leg!
The ground hit your head!
The ground hit your left hand glancingly!
The ground hit your right hand barely!
The ground hit your body barely!
The ground hit your right hand glancingly!
The ground hit your body barely!
The ground hit your right hand barely!
The ground hit your body barely!
Garden Courtyard: A lush tropical garden with a clear pool in the center
< n >.
2 redwood skewers, an arming rack, 2 rocks, an open ceramic jug, and a somewhat small granite ->dagger.
Bumpy the camel.
Anarion the braman.
Marika the troll.
You are not in good shape.
You are fairly healthy.
You are healthy.
You shout in common, 'Meep'
You cackle.
Marika says in common, 'Owie'
Marika says in common, 'Hold still'
You exclaim in common, 'I bounced!'
Wyvern education :
You pat Hatchling on the head.
Hatchling croons deep in her throat, and lowers her eyelids.
You purr.
You cuddle with Hatchling.
Miroku chuckles.
Miroku pats Hatchling on the head.
Hatchling screeches at Miroku.
Miroku shrugs.
You nod to Hatchling.
You say in common, 'Mages are bad'
You say in common, 'Mages are bad'
You nod to Hatchling.
You say in common, 'Mages are food'
You nod to Hatchling.
Hatchling watches Miroku curiously.
You laugh.
Miroku grins.
Squirrelnapping :
Tiny asks in common, 'Are you a squirrelnapper now?'
Katsumi says in common, 'I didn't grab that squirrel'
Katsumi says in common, 'You were seeing things'
Katsumi peers at the sky.
Katsumi drops kelly the squirrel.
Katsumi mopes.
Kelly squeals loudly and scrambles for cover!
~Anonymous
Common sense deficient :
Feybol says (OOC),'dm is realistic?'
Boriat says (OOC),'dm tries to be as realistic as it can be and still remain fun'
Montrose says (OOC),'sure, it is. Ill be right back after I gfb my boss...'
Ogma pulls a clue-by-four from an extradimensional pocket.
Ogma whacks Montrose upside the head with a clue-by-four!
Montrose falls over in a faint.
Montrose collapses!
Ogma returns his clue-by-four to its place.
Montrose regains consciousness.
Montrose says (OOC),'sarcasm +'
Montrose says (OOC),'enlightenment +'
Montrose says (OOC),'common sense -'
Oops? Oops again? Oops once more? :
Viamar appears dazed.
Viamar falls over in a faint.
Viamar collapses!
You kick Viamar.
You kick Viamar.
You kick Viamar.
Viamar regains consciousness.
You kick Viamar.
You kick Viamar.
You kick Viamar.
Viamar says in common, 'Ok, that was the wrong power.'
Viamar appears dazed.
Viamar appears dazed.
Viamar falls over in a faint.
Viamar collapses!
You say in common, 'Stop that'
You roll your eyes.
Viamar regains consciousness.
Viamar says in common, 'Ok, 90 is just as wrong as 70 is.'
Viamar gets up from the floor.
You say in common, 'You sit'
You say in common, 'And do nothing'
Viamar nods sadly.
Viamar sits on a bale of hay.
Eye on the prize! :
Jasi chuckles.
Theodor hugs Jasi.
Theodor winks at Jasi.
Theodor winks at Jasi.
Theodor whistles at Jasi.
Theodor bonks his nose on the west ironwood door.
Jasi laughs.
Theodor rubs his nose.
Not Very Creative Plaque
A somewhat large wooden storage bin.
It has a steel plaque affixed to it. The plaque reads:
"shit wouldn't fit"
It is empty.
Extra! Extra!
107 [Ice 5, 458] Important News!
Rhylla beat me at rock paper scissors. I selected paper and she promptly cut me
down to size. Much sadness to be had this day. This is the biggest news all
'year'.
Sr'dom Theodor Du' Vaunt
*** DONE READING NOTE 107 ***
Legostarwars
Barre asks in common, 'Wheres that mister... legostarwars whats his name?
Barre says in common, 'Legabean man'
Miyogen says in common, 'Legaobaen'
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